Out of the mouths of babes...

Benjamin's Lesson for the day:

Satan came and took a piece of fruit and said, "Eat this Eve. Eat this, it's good." 
Eve said, "No" and he said, "Yeah it is good." 
Eve said, "No, it's not good for your body." 
Satan said, "It is good for your body." 
So Eve ate it *Gulp* then she took it  to Adam. 
And Eve said, "Eat this Adam it's good." 
Adam said, "No it is not good." 
And eve said, "Yes it is good." 
So Adam said, "All right I will eat it" 
so he took it *gulp* and ate it. 
And that is why everyone dies.